I will punch the next mother fucker who says they love Obama.
That’s like saying “I sure do love war!” or “Isn’t the Patriot Act just dandy?”
or, “You know what’d be nice? The NDAA! Because I sure do love the idea of being locked up in a military prison indefinitely without evidence!”
Just say you’ll settle for Obama. Because Romney would support this shit AND other horrible things.
If you actually look into Obama he’s like a less evil George W. Bush. He wants to fuck over American citizens in the name of “Freedom”. Because that is the fucking ‘merican way.
Of course, I’m still voting for the heap of shit. But thats just because Romney is even more fucking evil. Politicians. Fuck them all.
And no. Before anyone asks I’m not voting third party. Because that’s the same as not voting.

Pulling Out of Iraq (with Patrick Warburton and Ken Davitian)
By College Humor

So much good in this.
Carlin was a badass motherfucker.

Stephen Colbert (via samurai-fucking-frog)

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

laughinghieroglyphic:

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known,…

(via socialistictendencies-deactivat)

Mitt Romney during the Florida Republican Primary.