May 2013
86 posts
You know what really pisses me off?
Female character: Hi I am a strong female character
Female Character: I get crap done. Look at all the crap I got done. Omfg there is so much crap done. Yeah.
Male Character: Wow you got a lot of crap done. You look like you are having a bit of a problem though need a hand?
Female Character: Why yes thank you.
People: OH SHIT. YOU HELPED HER WITH SOMETHING? UGH. LOOK AT THAT. JUST ANOTHER FEMALE CHARACTER WHO NEEDS SAVING BY A MAN. WOW. SOCIETY.
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
3 tags
me: why am i so fat
me: eats 17 pizzas
me: eats 42 buckets of icecream
me: eats entire family
me: why
nietzschesghost:
ibelievethesecondpart:
thedarkplumber:
telescopics:
malforms:
nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud
unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock
that’s pretty gay
Or if your muffled screams of “Gay!” are drowned out by the guy with his cock in your mouth also screaming “Gay!” at the top of his lungs.
Gayception
We...
Gender Egalitarians: So WBC plans on picketing... →
heroinfriday:
miss-andrea:
heroinfriday:
nietzschesghost:
princessfuckingprivilege:
Should I be taking bets on how many pints of blood will be shed or by how many lawsuits WBC’s going to file in the aftermath?
How do piles of chunky salsa file a suit?
The sad thing is: they want to be assaulted so they can sue the shit out of people. Slayer fans will give them that.
-Liv
Can they...
Teen medical ban could threaten gay youth, say... →
foryoursexualinformation:
RALEIGH, N.C. — A bill restricting teenagers’ access to medical and mental health care will be voted on in the North Carolina House of Representatives on Wednesday.
OH MY. THEY ARE NOT LYING. Here is the bill! It is literally requiring all medical services, especially in the sexual health AND mental health sides, to be first approved by parents!
heroinfriday:
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
misandry-mermaid:
Under the Matriarchy, at the end of every porn a woman masturbates herself to ejaculation on a man’s face but it just keeps squirting and gushing for like ten minutes until he finally drowns
